As I sit here on vacation feeling the ocean breeze blow across my face, I close my eyes and lean my head back over the top of my short little beach chair. The heat of the Hawaiian sun warms my face so much that it nearly lulls me to sleep. In the background, I can hear the waves lapping up at water’s edge and every once in a while they make it up to my feet. The water is cool and crisp and feels ever so exhilarating and refreshing as it makes it’s way up and over my foot and up my ankle. I feel as though I could sit here for ever as the sounds of the waves crashing up the shore then receding back into the ocean are rhythmic and lulling. Off in the distance, I can hear the yell of a surfer who celebrates as he or she caught a good ride. Sitting here today, there are no worries or burdens to ponder. There are no phones, no televisions, or voices. I have found a beach spot where I’m somewhat secluded, just me, my little beach chair and…
Humor
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Have you ever had one of those days when you just felt like everyone was spitting or pooping on you? I’m serious here!
I have had so many times of people spitting on my face or animals pooping on me that it has become a family joke. On me of course…literally! This started way back when.
A vivid memory I have, and an oh so grotesque one I have involved my Dad, Mom, Me and my Grandmother (my Dad’s Mom). I must interject here that if you knew my Grandmother, you know where this is going, but since many of you didn’t know her an explanation is due. You see, my Grandmother liked to spit. Not the chew the tobacco then spit into a cup kinda lady. The snort up a large lugey and spit it. She had wastebaskets and newspapers spread all over the floor in her favorite seats in the house. Get the picture. Good, as it will help. Back to the memory. We were riding in my Dad’s convertible. My Dad was driving and my Mom was behind him. My Grandmother was in the front passenger seat and I was, well, you guessed it, right behind her in the back seat. Yup – oh boy, what a treat! As it was a beautiful, sunny day my Dad had the top down. After a little while my Grandmother, God bless her, well, she decided it was time to…SPIT. So she did. Can you just imagine where that lugey went? Precisely! Directly onto my right cheek. And that thang was as big as my cheek. Are you kidding me?
Another memory: While walking through the Berlin Germany Zoo back in 1994, my Husband, Daughter and I were enjoying a few monkeys playing around. We were intently watching them play tag when all of a sudden I felt something warm on my face. Again! It seems that a flock of birds had just had lunch and needed to relieve themselves. Right onto my right cheek, down the front of my shirt and into the inside of my left shoe. Are you kidding me?
I can’t even count on two hands the amount of people who have gotten so into their stories to me that they literally sprayed them onto my face. Pretty much on the right cheek, in fact! Are you kidding me?
Then there was today.
As I was walking to my car from work, I was enjoying the 52 degree day here in Ohio. It was rather windy, but when there is 52 degrees in the middle of January, I will take some wind! Apparently, our fine feathered friends were out enjoying the fair weather as well. And eating. And, you guessed it, pooping! On whom you might ask? Well, give you one guess! Oh, and guess where? But of course, across my right cheek and the left lens of my glasses. Are you kidding me? See, I have proof below…
Now, you might say how in the world is she going to spin encouragement into this. Have no fear, my friends. For no matter how many times people will spit lugies or spray spit across your face or birds will drop bombs on you when you least expect it, it boils down to the same thing. Whether it’s the spitting, pooping, or insults being flung from folks. You just gotta do what I did today. I just cracked up so hard that it “Tickled Me Pink.” And then I just turned the other cheek and yelled, “Ha, is that all you got birdie?”
…and that’s all I have to say about that.
Tammy
Come on and let me take you on a Blog Tour!
Greetings Bloggity Friends!
Did you catch my play on words or should I say tunes in the title? Did the title make you quickly recall the old song, “Come and let me take you on a Sea Cruise…OoEee, OoEee baby!” Oh come on and admit it, you thought of it and probably sang it, if only in your head.
I’m popping in today instead of the regular Wednesdays because I wanted to share with you where I’m hanging out today. I’m over at my friend, Danielle’s blogsite. I was fortunate to meet with Danielle this summer at my conference. Those of us who came in a day early had a blast meeting up for dinner and gabbing thanks to Danielle’s diligence in organizing it. She is a real sweetie!
Her site is part of her ministry that she has with young girls. It was fun to speak to that age group again since I was a Youth Director of Junior/Senior High folks a few years back. I had a blast doing it and still have lots of fun and funny memories with them. I had many opportunities to have heart to hearts with quite a few of them and I have to tell you, those were special times as well.
So, to see a different side of me than you are used to seeing here maybe, come on over where you can find me talking it up by clicking right here! Then come back and let me know what you thought!
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I don’t know about you, but I am absolutely loving this wonderful Springtime weather in Ohio. Yep, you read that correctly. We should be in the 20-30’s, but have been bouncing between 30-50’s! I. JUST. LOVE. IT! I’m not meant to be in the cold midwest I don’t believe. I like it warm. Warm, not hot mind you. However, as anyone who lives in or has lived in Ohio knows–wait a minute, the weather will change. And that’s about to happen soon I here. I guess we will be getting our usual snow dump by this weekend. Sigh……
So, friends…what’s on your mind today? Did you visit Danielle’s site? What’s the weather in your neighborhood? Let’s chat!
As for me, I’m counting down the days for Spring to be here and stay!
…and that’s all I have to say about that!
Tammy