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Happy Wednesday Everyone!

During my weekend at my Writer’s Conference back in July, I had the best time meeting fellow Writers and Speakers.  Many of them I continue to correspond with regularly.  The other wonderful thing that happened from the conference is that we set up a Facebook Page for Graduates of She Speaks.  Through that page, we are all getting to know each other better, even if we did not have the opportunity to meet one another amidst the 650 attenders as well as meeting new ladies!  We have been introduced to each other’s blogs as well as the blogs we are all following.  It is through this I have had the privilege of meeting Kimberly Rae.  She has lived all over the world and has some amazing stories that I’m betting you will enjoy reading.  You can read them here.  She also has a book out entitled, Stolen Woman.

Recently, Kimberly has been going through some health issues that I can relate to.  The idea of living with something that has no cure, or easy solution is at times overwhelming.  I’m drawn to Kimberly’s honesty as she embraces this new phase of her life.  I’m touched how she is sharing the ups and downs of living life differently now due to a change in health.

Kimberly has sent me a couple funny stories of her life around the world.  I laughed out loud!  You can read them below.  Then I hope you will head over to her blog www.stolenwoman.blogspot.com and read some more!  Enjoy…


At a hospital in third-world Bangladesh, the nurses have some interesting difficulties to face when trying to treat people who have little or no medical knowledge.
One day a woman came in with an ear infection.  They gave her some antibiotics and sent her on her way.  She returned, however, complaining that the medicine did not work.  She felt just as badly as before.
The nurse asked her some questions.  Finally, the nurse thought to ask, “Did you swallow the pills?”
The woman looked at the nurse in astonishment.  “Swallow them?” she said.  “No, I put them in my ear!”
This is a true story, told to Kimberly Rae during her years in Bangladesh.  Kimberly has since lived in Kosovo, Uganda and Indonesia, where she had an unpleasant encounter with a shrew . . .
We had not been in Indonesia long when one night we heard scurrying sounds and realized a shrew (like a rat with a really long nose) had come to visit.  My husband, Brian, got a broom and started hunting the creature down.  He chased him into a corner.  “I’m going to scare him out of the corner and then get him,” he told me.
I was standing several feet away, holding a mop, ready to shoo the thing back toward Brian if it tried to escape.
Brian used the broom to scare the shrew out of the corner, then he swung high and WHACK, slammed the broom down.
I shrieked and ran.  Brian couldn’t understand why.  He’d gotten the shrew, hadn’t he?
What he did not realize, however, was that he’d actually decapitated the thing, and its head had come flying through the air to bounce of MY BARE FOOT!
Let’s just say that, after that, I was much less inspired to help him out when it came to rats!
Kimberly is the author of Stolen Woman, a Christian suspense novel on international human trafficking.  Find out more at www.stolenwoman.org.

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I hope you enjoyed the above stories.  Take the time today and tell somebody near you a funny memory.  Everyone could use a laugh—anytime!
And don’t forget, that not all your antibiotics are applied directly to the affliction!  Jus’ sayin’!!
…and that’s all I have to say about that!
Tammy

I’m Traveling Again! Well, Cyberly That Is!

Greetings!  I am traveling through Cyberspace again today!  I had the honor of being “interviewed” by a fellow She Speaks Graduate recently.  It was fun and made me think hard!  You can find my interview over at Lynnette’s place!  While you are there, please check out the rest of her blog.  I’m sure you will enjoy her writing.

Wait, wait…..

Before you go over there, I have a little something for you today that will make you giggle!  AND it will all be at my expense!  Usually, I’m sharing about the hubster’s antics (oh, but he’s just such good fodder!), however, today I’m telling on moi!

The other day, I was at the Apple Store having one of my “OnetoOne” Sessions.  I’ve done a few, know the drill to get in and set up, so I was setting up my laptop and getting ready for my session.  The store was packed as usual and there was a lot going on all around me.  A large man had sat down at the projects table just as I was setting up and well, let’s just say he was making a great effort at taking up a large amount of space while huffing and letting everyone know he was tired of waiting.

I was having a time trying to kindly set up my stuff for my scheduled session working around him.  I was trying to be courteous, though he was going to have no part of moving from this table with a sign on it stating it’s for Projects.  He kept looking over his shoulder and glaring at me as if “I” were the one in the way.  Oh, did I ever want to pull an only child on him!  BUT – that still small voice in my conscience kept reminding me–“It’s not ALL about you, dear child.”  Oh yeah?

I kept looking over at the Apple Trainer working with the other lady and then looking at him hoping she would politely, but with Apple Authority,  ask him to move over so that the person who had a scheduled class could set up and plug in her laptop.

No chance.  She just smiled back at me.

Frustrated, I kept thinking….I need attention here.  I need someone to help me, because I’m not sure I will be kind to this man, who by the way, has now decided to lean his chin on his hand and lean backwards onto me taking up yet more room.

So, I did want anyone wanting attention would do.  I got it!

Yet…NOT ON PURPOSE!!!!!

With my little “issue” (or rather large) now leaning into me and my A.D.D. taking over with all of the commotion in the store, I not so gently reached passed the man and took the power cord out of the store laptop to hook into mine for the my hour long class.

One problem.

It wasn’t the power cord.

Oh yeah – I set off the store security that just about made me pee my pants!  In my A.D.D. moment, I pulled on the USB cord placed right next to the power cord.  Why did they have to put it in that hole, couldn’t they have used the one two away from the power cord hole?  Crazy idea!

So, I did want any intelligent person would do who set off a security alarm.  I pointed to the man’s back next to me!  HA!  That’ll teach you to sit with your back up against me!

Oh – and NOW the Apple Trainer four steps away from me gave me some attention!  And so did three other Apple Employees as they all crawled under the table to get the alarm to stop screaming and re-set it  for the next bozo!

So – kids, the moral of this little story.  If you’re starved for some attention, why not trot over to the Apple store and pull out one of the security USB cords that don’t say “security” on them!  You may get a little more attention than you wanted – but hey, attention is attention, right?

…and that’s all I have to say about that!

I’d love to hear about a crazy thing you’ve done that brought you some attention, even though that was not your intention!  Share a comment below – and let us share a laugh with you.

Remember, you can always reach me here in the Comment Section or by e-mail:  t.karasek@yahoo.com

Have a “Tickled Pink” day!

Tammy

Baby Steps

Today, I want to introduce you to another one of my She Speaks Graduate friends! I promised to share with you some of my favorite bloggers over the next couple months and here is another one!
I follow Teri’s blog, keepingitpersonal.com, and enjoy her thoughts and wisdom. I hope you enjoy her post today and don’t forget to stop over to her “place” soon!

 Baby Steps
Do you ever set your mind on something or set goals and just want so so desperately to be in a different place; to get there? feel differently? or desire to have accomplished something sooner?
In our “hurry up” society a lot of us find discontentment in being where we are, right now.
I can remember back several years ago, when I was going through a very difficult season in my life. I so desired to no-longer-feel the feelings that felt. I wanted my situation to be different than what it was.
I had a storm raging inside of me. I couldn’t find peace with where I was and I found myself continually trying to force situations to be how I thought they should be; I wanted to control the outcome.
As the days slowly passed by, despite all my anxious feelings, manipulation, and scheming thoughts — what happened, just happened!

Of course I’ve experienced other similar situations, unfortunately that was not the only one! Friendships, financial matters, career, and family situations are other areas where I’ve tried to hurry-up the process.

What I’ve found is, it just does not work…

…and it’s just not worth all the energy it takes trying to figure everything out.

My findings have brought me to this place; I’ve turned my focus on ME, my internal self.

I am finally shining the spot light on the changes that I need to make with-in myself and my attitudes. I am beginning to see more clearly and let go of all the things that I used to worry about, tried to control, and set out to manipulate.

I’m turning to and clinging to acceptance, patience, and understanding.

The results? Peace and contentment…it feels GREAT!

What others do, I cannot control.

What I do, I can decide.

I am taking baby steps — the slower I go, the more I see, the more I enjoy, the more I appreciate.

My prayer is that God will continue to bring me peace and contentment as I slowly walk on my journey — and that He would give me the eyes to not miss what He has in store for me and allow me to be patient and wait on His perfect timing.

IF we jump to where “we think we should be” we will miss the messages and learning experiences on the way. Those experiences mold us, shape us, challenge us, and take us to new places – we grow!

It simply takes baby steps to get there…

Are you desiring to be somewhere you are not? Do you feel peace and contentment? If not, consider joining me…baby steps.

Keeping it Personal,

Teri Johnson
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